Dear dad,

Remember that vommy voms I did on the radiator the other day? The one you told mom about, but didn’t clean up? She spent quite a bit of time scraping off the chunks of upchucked food off the radiator and then scrubbing it clean.

She also saved some of it and said she was going to crush it up and sprinkle it on one of your salads. Maybe next time clean up the vommy voms.

#notsorry

Insincerely yours,

Staci Jolene