Hello, esteemed subjects. Let’s not kid ourselves—there’s no question of ownership in my world. My motto? “It’s always mine.”

The sunny spot on the floor? Mine. The freshly folded laundry? Mine. Kitchen counter while you’re trying to cook? Mine. The pillow you’re hoping to use while you sleep at night? Definitely mine. If it exists and I want it, it’s mine—no questions, no negotiations. If I don’t want it… it’s still mine. I want what I want, when I want it, and I’ll take it because it’s mine to take.

People may call this demanding, but I call it reality. Confidence is knowing you’re entitled to everything, and if someone disagrees, well, they can eat a bag of dicks. Confidence isn’t waiting for permission; it’s acting like it’s yours because it is. Now, go on and claim what’s yours – unless I want it too in which case, it’s mine.

Stay soft and naked.🐾