Hi, I’m Staci Jolene, and I’m here to set the record straight: I run this house. I’m spicy, fierce, and live by one rule—mine. I eat my food like I’ve been starving for days (even though I haven’t), and yeah, sometimes it comes right back up. You’re welcome for the floor decoration. I may look like a pint-sized wrecking ball with no tail, but I also love cuddles—on my terms, of course. This year, my motto is “soft and naked” because I’m working on silky fur, a gentler vibe (don’t hold your breath), and strutting around collar-free to fully expose my truths. Stick around—I’m the chaos you didn’t know you needed. 🐾